Amendments to manifesto ng tunay na lalaki, according to koreansouthpaw, is as follows:
- Real men do
notsleep hibernate during weekends
- Real men do
notreply to texts exclusive to people who they think are special unless they are given load/credits, but then the contents of the responses are irrelevant.
- Real men always order extra rice with extra gravy.
- Real men are not vegetarian but have the guts to eat ampalaya.
- Real men do not have abs and are not jealous of men who have it.
- Real men do not dance but will dance for money.
- Real men do accept the blame of wrongdoing done to other real men, and to women as well if and only if they asked for apology.
- Real men do have stains of their shit on their inner part of their underwear, though stain disappears during the sexual intercourse with women.
- Real men neither do wash the dishes nor arrange and organize stuff since there are women who will do those chores for them. Real men upgrade themselves to a higher manly status when they do not recognize the women nor cannot recall the name of the women.
- Real men do not go to church but believes in religion.
Lastly, real men do cry in private areas.
Thank you Philippines for giving me unforgettable memories I can cherish. Thank you friends, acquaintances, enemies, my love and family members, but there’s no turning back now. See you (maybe) in 2 years. For now, it is a good bye.